Oh right you have your phone. You open your messaging app of choice and start badgering the first person in your friends list.

dude
i broke my computer
oh no
what happened
i tried to close the lid
dont you have a desktop?
yes
but you see the thing about that is
shut up
lmao? are you sure youre not sick?
thats an odd mistake to make
i have no idea what youre talking about
anyway point is
i cant work on my website anymore
noooo not the bevwebsite
well ive always got my phone but like
this thing can barely run its own os
let alone a html editor
rip
im gonna go dig around see if i can fix it