AUGH writing about myself is hard. So the plan is I'm gonna open up this guestbook, and you guys are gonna ask me questions. I'm crowdsourcing my bio woooooooooooo
can you play morrowind??
the elder scrolls is one of those things i refuse to play on principle (the principle is i dont feel like it)
(This is a questionnaire made by burypink that i found via olliveen)
1) time and date u started this?
30/4/2025, 8:30pm
2) asl?
19, they/them, somewhere near perth
3) opinions on musicals?
sometimes i wish i had the musical autism. yall seem cool
4) favorite snack?
i am the last person that should ever be asked for food opinions
5) have u ever been in love?
thats for you to wonder and for me to also wonder
6) favorite pokemon?
mr mime because i dont think i can think of a worse favorite pokemon
7) mario kart main?
luigi is life goals
8) tf2 main?
madeline from celeste
9) do you laugh at youtube poops?
i love ytps. theyre such an interesting phenomenon how theyre purely a result of kids goofing around in editing software and then they grew into their own artform with conventions of their own. its so fascinating
10) are you listening to music right now?
sounds of tokyo-to future by 2 mello
11) favorite shape?
circles, because thats the shape of my avatar that im attached to a sensible amount
12) do you believe in astrology?
no, but i think stuff like that is fun anyway
13) do you believe in the occult?
yes exclusively if believing in the occult is funny in that moment
14) opinions on vocaloid?
miku is so cool
15) would you ever want to be a rockstar?
nah too much parasocial. i dont wanna be more famous than niche subculture famous
16) do you easily get stressed?
i dont think so? i get stressed a normal amount i think
17) what is/was your favorite class in high school?
i love math. i wish i knew more math. i should get around to that sometime
18) what pokemon type would you be? dual types are allowed lol
what pokemon type is "white guy"
19) rei or asuka?
who
20) favorite html tag?
the ever redundant <div style='border:solid 0px;'>
21) are you religious?
nah
22) opinions on nightcore?
very funny
23) did you go through any major phase? (emo, goth, weeaboo, etc)
every passing day i consider going scene a little bit more
24) are you good at drawing?
not from a technical stance. i think i can slay if i want to tho
25) do you crack your joints?
eugh
26) do you read visual novels?
not unless you count homestuck
27) can you sew?
if yall got even a look at me you would know instantly the answer is no
28) can you cook?
...i can keep myself from starving to death. that counts
29) most expensive thing you've bought?
got this 400 dollar ikea table that is so much bigger than i thought it was for
30) opinions on cosplay?
lacking the confidence to partake but im getting there
31) what's your most hated band/musician?
hating stuff is too much work for no reward. all music is good in its own way
32) are you a dramatic person?
i uhhhhhhh. i dont think so
33) what emoticon do you use most?
:( . not because i frown a lot. but because if i smiley at something id much rather write a paragraph about whats so smiley about it
34) can a miracle certainly occur?
hey hello hi what does this question mean
35) would you let a vampire suck ur blood?
are they buying me dinner first
36) do you have a celebrity crush?
yall seen the mom from devils and the details
37) do you like snow?
it doesnt snow where i live :(((((
38) were you really into greek mythology as a kid?
same as the musicals one. those of you that were seem pretty cool
39) what are some things you could competently deliver a speech on?
speech? competently? what do you take me for
40) are you good at spelling?
i was so cool as a kid for being cracked at spelling
41) which touhou wud u fuk?
whuh
42) do you think there's going to be a robot takeover?
whose to say they havent already
43) HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR??!?!??!?!
i dont think too far exists
44) would you be an angel or devil?
neither. im pretty sure im immortal
45) sine, cosine, or tangent?
call me tangent the way im there
46) do you like licorice?
i had licorice one time when i was 8
47) whats one thing you cant stand that everyone else loves?
i know dunking on mr beast is like a national pastime but numbers dont lie
48) what books did you like as a kid?
anything and everything by andy griffiths and terry denton. the goats
49) can you play any instruments?
i can play an amount of piano that would be impressive if i was 10
50) what song would you want to play at your wedding?
i could not imagine myself at a wedding. it does not compute
51) do you believe in reincarnation?
havent you asked this question like twice already
52) finish the sentence: I'm just a guy who ______
loves to snooze. i eat, jon. its what i do
53) have you been to another continent?
girl i havent been to another state
54) whats your worst habit?
phone in bed'll fuck up the eyes bad
55) favorite vegetable?
banana
56) whats something stupid that scared the shit outta you as a kid?
so i used to have this book called Adventures with E.C.(thats a link btw) that, i dont think i ever read it, but just. look at the cover. google tells me ec is a doll meant to represent every child (thats what that stands for) and thats why its face is blank like that. i would just pick the book up once in a while, go 'eugh' and put it down. 'tragically' the book has since been lost to time. shame
57) whats one of your guilty pleasures?
none of my pleasures are guilty. everyone else can suffer the consequences
58) would you rather be a ghost or a vampire?
ghost as long as being incorporeal doesnt stop me from using my puter
59) what do you fear most?
man i dont wanna get old. i like being in control of my body
60) do you sleep with any plushies?
no they watch me condescendingly from the shelf above my bed
61) what hobby do you just not understand?
offroad driving. youre telling me you wanna trash your expensive car for fun
62) do you like the taste of alcohol?
i dont even like the idea of alcohol
63) are you a hopeless romantic?
im hopelessly unromantic
64) which deadly sin best fits you?
sloth easily
65) which of your physical features do you like the most?
heavy is the burden of having long hair but god it suits me
66) are your ears pierced?
not anymore
67) have you ever been in a physical fight?
a couple one sided ones, involuntarily
68) where do you buy your clothes?
op shops for as cheap as possible
69) where would you live if you could live anywhere?
as close as possible to all my friends :)
70) do believe in magic? or is it all a trick?
havent you asked this question like thrice already
71) have you read umineko when they cry? you should!
we have very different taste in media
72) what is the worst chore to do?
weeding. too stingy and cutty
73) what did your parents almost name you?
i forgot but it was not a good name
74) what would you want your name to be if you were not your current gender?
maryam. if for nothing else so i can be named after a dictionary
75) what were your first words?
boy oh boy i sure hope i dont get borned
76) what do you want your last words to be?
boy oh boy i sure hope i dont get crushed by ten million dollars in unmarked bills
77) when did you first regularly start going online?
age 13 if exclusively youtube counts. otherwise age 15
78) what year do you miss the most?
2025. lowkey im in my prime
79) are you psychic?
yeah but i get to ride around in batmans sidecar so its chill
80) would you fuck a clone of yourself? you're not allowed to kill yourself.
thank you for clarifying
81) what do you use to listen to music?
youtube plus adblocker, working towards a cd collection
82) whats the biggest city you've been to?
ive only ever been to one city
83) favorite animal?
i am at one with the alpaca and all i want is for the alpaca to be at one with me
84) what web browser do you use?
FIREFOX YEAHHHHHHHH
85) are you allergic to kitty cats???????????
that would be a fate worse than death
86) do you like energy drinks?
regular soft drink is good but i avoid energy drinks like the plague
87) would ever spend money on tf2 unusuals/csgo skins/gacha pulls/etc
at a time in my life yes, but thankfully im not 12 anymore
88) when do you usually go to bed?
midnight to 2am. blah
89) how often do you wash your hair?
not often enough
90) would you download a car?
yeah, not to drive it but to stick it to the man
91) what was your favorite show as a kid?
i was a rick and morty preteen :(
92) whats the silliest hat you own?
i used to have one of those hats with cupholders on the sides and straws that went down to your mouth
93) what album/song do you're feeling angsty
i dunno about angst but this one always brings me comfort
94) do you make OCs?
i have a handful. mostly as jokes
95) whats the goofiest thing you do when completely alone?
well if i told you i wouldnt be alone anymore would i
96) do you like fireworks?
nah. too obnoxious
97) favorite painter?
me at age 16
98) favorite numbers?
i can recite pi to like 40 digits!!!
99) what genre of vidya gaems are you really good at? (fps, fightan, danmaku, racing, whatever)
man i love me a 2d platformer
100) time and date you finished this?
30/04/2025, 9:57pm
bevweb.neocities.org is best viewed on a 1500:800px display. No, that's not a real display size. I made it up. Tee hee.
I've never been much for social media. Like, talking into the void in hopes of "the algorithm" maybe showing people if I'm lucky? Once in a while I'll make an account somewhere and then kinda just abandon it without making a single post. I guess it just never clicked for me. I dunno.
In early 2024 I discovered the Murderous Maths website and fell in love with the cheesy, outdated vibe. I spent most of an afternoon exploring all its nooks and crannies, and by the end of it I concluded I wanted something like this of my own. I did some messing around with HTML and CSS, as everyone does, but it wasn't until that July when I finally put in the work and made myself a neocities account. Best decision I ever made.
My main goal with this site is to entertain. If someone comes across this randomly I want them to spend their whole day exploring and finding as many fun things as I can cram in here. I don't know if I'll ever fully succeed in that goal, but the only way to get close is to keep working on it, right?
I love the aesthetic of half-baked MS Paint doodlings, especially taken to their artistic extreme. The contrast of a work that very clearly has taken the artist a lot of thought and effort, but takes the stylings of a hastily done amateurish doodle. I love the goofiness of image mashing, messily made collages in primitive software. The kind of thing you'll notice a lot of in Pedro, or the Birthday Scavenger Hunt (iykyk). The latter is not as much prevalent in the site, but the messy, aliased doodling that makes up this site are definitely the main attraction I think. There's a whimsy in doing away with the perfect rectangles and straight lines that make up most pages, and swapping them for messy, hand-drawn borders that meld into and interact with the background.
I wrote most of this very late at night, hope I got all my thoughts across clearly.
Thank you for stopping by!