Hi!! I'm Bevan, and I'm sure as hell on the web! I'm living somewhere near Perth, probably chipping away at something or other on the 'puter. I go by they/them pronouns, but he/him is comfy too.

AUGH writing about myself is hard. I think I'm gonna open up this guestbook so you guys can ask me questions. That way I can crowdsource my bio! wooooooooooooo

can you play morrowind??

the elder scrolls is one of those things i refuse to play on principle (the principle is i dont feel like it)

(This is a questionnaire made by burypink that i found via olliveen)

1) time and date u started this?

30/4/2025, 8:30pm

2) asl?

19, see above and see above

3) opinions on musicals?

sometimes i wish i had the musical autism. yall seem cool

4) favorite snack?

i am the last person that should ever be asked for food opinions

5) have u ever been in love?

thats for you to wonder and for me to also wonder

6) favorite pokemon?

mr mime because i dont think i can think of a worse favorite pokemon

7) mario kart main?

luigi is life goals

8) tf2 main?

madeline from celeste

9) do you laugh at youtube poops?

i love ytps. theyre such an interesting phenomenon how theyre purely a result of kids goofing around in editing software and then they grew into their own artform with conventions of their own. its so fascinating

10) are you listening to music right now?

sounds of tokyo-to future by 2 mello

11) favorite shape?

circles, because thats the shape of my avatar that im attached to a sensible amount

12) do you believe in astrology?

no, but i think stuff like that is fun anyway

13) do you believe in the occult?

yes exclusively if believing in the occult is funny in that moment

14) opinions on vocaloid?

miku is so cool

15) would you ever want to be a rockstar?

nah too much parasocial. i dont wanna be more famous than niche subculture famous

16) do you easily get stressed?

i dont think so? i get stressed a normal amount i think

17) what is/was your favorite class in high school?

i love math. i wish i knew more math. i should get around to that sometime

18) what pokemon type would you be? dual types are allowed lol

what pokemon type is "white guy"

19) rei or asuka?

who

20) favorite html tag?

the ever redundant <div style='border:solid 0px;'>

21) are you religious?

nah

22) opinions on nightcore?

very funny

23) did you go through any major phase? (emo, goth, weeaboo, etc)

every passing day i consider going scene a little bit more

24) are you good at drawing?

not from a technical stance. i think i can slay if i want to tho

25) do you crack your joints?

eugh

26) do you read visual novels?

not unless you count homestuck

27) can you sew?

if yall got even a look at me you would know instantly the answer is no

28) can you cook?

...i can keep myself from starving to death. that counts

29) most expensive thing you've bought?

got this 400 dollar ikea table that is so much bigger than i thought it was for

30) opinions on cosplay?

lacking the confidence to partake but im getting there

31) what's your most hated band/musician?

hating stuff is too much work for no reward. all music is good in its own way

32) are you a dramatic person?

i uhhhhhhh. i dont think so

33) what emoticon do you use most?

:( . not because i frown a lot. but because if i smiley at something id much rather write a paragraph about whats so smiley about it

34) can a miracle certainly occur?

hey hello hi what does this question mean

35) would you let a vampire suck ur blood?

are they buying me dinner first

36) do you have a celebrity crush?

yall seen the mom from devils and the details

37) do you like snow?

it doesnt snow where i live :(((((

38) were you really into greek mythology as a kid?

same as the musicals one. those of you that were seem pretty cool

39) what are some things you could competently deliver a speech on?

speech? competently? what do you take me for

40) are you good at spelling?

i was so cool as a kid for being cracked at spelling

41) which touhou wud u fuk?

whuh

42) do you think there's going to be a robot takeover?

whose to say they havent already

43) HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR??!?!??!?!

i dont think too far exists

44) would you be an angel or devil?

neither. im pretty sure im immortal

45) sine, cosine, or tangent?

call me tangent the way im there

46) do you like licorice?

i had licorice one time when i was 8

47) whats one thing you cant stand that everyone else loves?

i know dunking on mr beast is like a national pastime but numbers dont lie

48) what books did you like as a kid?

anything and everything by andy griffiths and terry denton. the goats

49) can you play any instruments?

i can play an amount of piano that would be impressive if i was 10

50) what song would you want to play at your wedding?

i could not imagine myself at a wedding. it does not compute

51) do you believe in reincarnation?

havent you asked this question like twice already

52) finish the sentence: I'm just a guy who ______

loves to snooze. i eat, jon. its what i do

53) have you been to another continent?

girl i havent been to another state

54) whats your worst habit?

phone in bed'll fuck up the eyes bad

55) favorite vegetable?

banana

56) whats something stupid that scared the shit outta you as a kid?

so i used to have this book called Adventures with E.C.(thats a link btw) that, i dont think i ever read it, but just. look at the cover. google tells me ec is a doll meant to represent every child (thats what that stands for) and thats why its face is blank like that. i would just pick the book up once in a while, go 'eugh' and put it down. 'tragically' the book has since been lost to time. shame

57) whats one of your guilty pleasures?

none of my pleasures are guilty. everyone else can suffer the consequences

58) would you rather be a ghost or a vampire?

ghost as long as being incorporeal doesnt stop me from using my puter

59) what do you fear most?

man i dont wanna get old. i like being in control of my body

60) do you sleep with any plushies?

no they watch me condescendingly from the shelf above my bed

61) what hobby do you just not understand?

offroad driving. youre telling me you wanna trash your expensive car for fun

62) do you like the taste of alcohol?

i dont even like the idea of alcohol

63) are you a hopeless romantic?

im hopelessly unromantic

64) which deadly sin best fits you?

sloth easily

65) which of your physical features do you like the most?

heavy is the burden of having long hair but god it suits me

66) are your ears pierced?

not anymore

67) have you ever been in a physical fight?

a couple one sided ones, involuntarily

68) where do you buy your clothes?

op shops for as cheap as possible

69) where would you live if you could live anywhere?

as close as possible to all my friends :)

70) do believe in magic? or is it all a trick?

havent you asked this question like thrice already

71) have you read umineko when they cry? you should!

we have very different taste in media

72) what is the worst chore to do?

weeding. too stingy and cutty

73) what did your parents almost name you?

i forgot but it was not a good name

74) what would you want your name to be if you were not your current gender?

maryam. if for nothing else so i can be named after a dictionary

75) what were your first words?

boy oh boy i sure hope i dont get borned

76) what do you want your last words to be?

boy oh boy i sure hope i dont get crushed by ten million dollars in unmarked bills

77) when did you first regularly start going online?

age 13 if exclusively youtube counts. otherwise age 15

78) what year do you miss the most?

2025. lowkey im in my prime

79) are you psychic?

yeah but i get to ride around in batmans sidecar so its chill

80) would you fuck a clone of yourself? you're not allowed to kill yourself.

thank you for clarifying

81) what do you use to listen to music?

youtube plus adblocker, working towards a cd collection

82) whats the biggest city you've been to?

ive only ever been to one city

83) favorite animal?

i am at one with the alpaca and all i want is for the alpaca to be at one with me

84) what web browser do you use?

FIREFOX YEAHHHHHHHH

85) are you allergic to kitty cats???????????

that would be a fate worse than death

86) do you like energy drinks?

regular soft drink is good but i avoid energy drinks like the plague

87) would ever spend money on tf2 unusuals/csgo skins/gacha pulls/etc

at a time in my life yes, but thankfully im not 12 anymore

88) when do you usually go to bed?

midnight to 2am. blah

89) how often do you wash your hair?

not often enough

90) would you download a car?

yeah, not to drive it but to stick it to the man

91) what was your favorite show as a kid?

i was a rick and morty preteen :(

92) whats the silliest hat you own?

i used to have one of those hats with cupholders on the sides and straws that went down to your mouth

93) what album/song do you're feeling angsty

i dunno about angst but this one always brings me comfort

94) do you make OCs?

i have a handful. mostly as jokes

95) whats the goofiest thing you do when completely alone?

well if i told you i wouldnt be alone anymore would i

96) do you like fireworks?

nah. too obnoxious

97) favorite painter?

me at age 16

98) favorite numbers?

i can recite pi to like 40 digits!!!

99) what genre of vidya gaems are you really good at? (fps, fightan, danmaku, racing, whatever)

man i love me a 2d platformer

100) time and date you finished this?

30/04/2025, 9:57pm